He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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