the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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