We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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