dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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