hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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