If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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