Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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