a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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