your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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