i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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