i permit you to call me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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