im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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