The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
