Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
worst night to have a conscience
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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