This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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