I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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