just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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