That's when you crack a 10am beer
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You did what with his pubic hair?
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