it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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