so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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