We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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