When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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