You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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