This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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