SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
