you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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