Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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