Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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