Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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