i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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