...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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