I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
