She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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