I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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