Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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