none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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