I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
