Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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