The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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