This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Sober January is a disaster.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It all started with a game of naked twister.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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