I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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