whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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