My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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