so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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