everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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