u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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