so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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