Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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