I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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