Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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