Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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