At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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