I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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