How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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two words: eviction party
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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