I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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